Fetish and Yarn.... an odd combo?

Well I've started a stall at the local fetish market. The novelty is..... I've knitted and crocheted everything I sell, and for some reason my giant winkie shaped draft excluder which was a good 3 ft long and several inches wide was very popular.
I wanted to do scarves, hats etc with the BDSM emblem on as winter is a commin and could not find a pattern on the whole internet. So for your delight, I designed one with my own lill hands.
The chart on the right is upside down for a reason too, I've not gone tat mad yet.....
It's upside down because when you come to do the second end of a scarf or making a hat top down.... it means you don't have to turn your head upside down to look at it :D
ENJOY!